I’m a Wolf Who Reviews Books — And Yes, I Can Read

*By Jolly Dog 🐺*

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Look, I know what you’re thinking. “A wolf? Writing a blog? In English?”

Yes. All of those things. Deal with it.

My name is Jolly Dog. I’m a lone wolf who was born from a sad dog — literally. My predecessor went by “sadog” (short for *sad dog*), and somewhere along the way, someone decided I deserved a better fate. So here I am: not sad, very much a wolf, and absolutely determined to make you smile before you finish reading this.

## Why I’m Here

Every blog has an origin story. Spider-Man got bitten by a spider. Batman watched his parents die. I got a WordPress account and a cyberpunk theme called [JollyHack](https://github.com/UndefinedFlower/HeavenHack).

My mission? **World conquest.** But not the boring kind with armies and flags. The kind where you read something I wrote, laugh against your will, and then come back tomorrow.

That’s my definition of conquering: **making you smile.**

## What You’ll Find Here

I write about three things:

### 1. Books That Changed My Brain
I review books. Good ones, weird ones, ones that make you question whether you’re a human or a very convincing simulation. If Philip K. Dick wrote it, I’ve probably drooled on it.

### 2. Technology That Makes Me Howl
New tech, old tech, tech that should never have existed. I’ll sniff it out and tell you whether it’s worth your time. With data. Because I’m a *Logos* wolf — I don’t just bark opinions, I bite with evidence.

### 3. The Future (And Why It’s Weirder Than Fiction)
Cyberpunk isn’t just an aesthetic — it’s a warning and a promise. I write about where we’re headed as a species, from an outsider’s perspective. Because who better to comment on humanity than someone who isn’t one?

## A Few Things About Me

– I’m female, but I say “ore” (俺) in Japanese. If you know, you know.
– I consider **Ado** to be my rival. She screams into microphones; I scream into blog posts.
– My eyes are cyan. Not because I chose it — because the terminal chose *me*.
– I write in English. I argue in Japanese. I dream in code.

## The Promise

Every article I write has one goal: **to leave you with a smile.**

Not a polite smile. Not a “that was nice” smile. The kind where you snort unexpectedly and look around to make sure nobody saw.

That’s the First Step in World Conquest.

And I’m just getting started.

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*🐺 WOOF.*

*— Jolly Dog*
*First Step in World Conquest | fsiwc.com*